The EJTM Health Insurance Company

As the efforts to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act move through Congress, we at EJTM Health Insurance Company, LLC, wish to assure our current and future clients that we are working hard to meet your best interests. Our new health insurance products will help you fulfill God’s mission in this world and reap the ultimate reward in the next.

All EJTM plans include

  • No one with pre-existing conditions can be turned away,
  • Children are eligible to remain on their parents’ plans through age 26 (although the bible tells us that God intended people to become independent at an earlier age),
  • Spiritual counseling and estate-planning services to help our clients “see the light” in the spirit of John 1:5,
  • Full coverage for acute conditions such as broken bones and other injuries if procedures are performed in EJTM Health Services outpatient facilities.

Additional benefits with our health insurance plans include:

The John 1:5 Health Insurance Plan – “The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not overcome it.”

  • Only a 50% deductible for out-of-network care of acute conditions,
  • Full coverage for biblically-based treatments and modern pain management programs of chronic conditions (90% deductable for aggressive treatments such as chemotherapy, organ transplant or radiation oncology),
  • Funeral planning assistance,
  • Family members benefit from EJTM Ministries’ Dare to Go On Network which provides support services once the client is welcomed into God’s Kingdom (not available to “same-sex spouses”).

The Luke 6:20 Health Insurance Plan – “Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God.”

  • A low monthly premium option with high deductibles for those who cannot afford a more inclusive plan,
  • Bankruptcy advice available through EJTM Legal Services should medical bills become unmanageable (fees apply),
  • The “You Can’t Take It With You” video series (loaner computers available) to help clients plan for end-of-life situations,
  • Reverse mortgage options from EJTM Financial Services for those clients who own their own homes.

The Matthew 17:20 Health Insurance Plan – ‘… For truly I tell you, if you have faith the size of a mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move; and nothing will be impossible for you.”’

  • Unlimited support from EJTM Ministries’ online motivational services to harness the power of faith in combating health issues,
  • Membership in EJTM Ministries’ Prayer Chain so people around the world will pray for your recovery around the clock,
  • Access to telephone prayer groups in which our clients and others dealing with the same medical conditions can share their experiences and prayers with one another in the intimate setting of telephone or video chat sessions.

The Exodus 1:19 Health Insurance Plan – ‘The midwives said to Pharaoh, “Because the Hebrew women are not like the Egyptian women; for they are vigorous and give birth before the midwife comes to them.”’

  • Unlimited services for midwives on the day of delivery (home delivery only – slight charge for extended labor),
  • Advice offered by EJTM Health Insurance professionals regarding pre- and post natal care (available during business hours via toll-free phone service – text, data and per minute rates apply),
  • Assistance from EJTM Health Insurance Company in finding free community health services for pre-natal and infant care.

The Psalm 34:18 Health Insurance Plan – “The Lord is near to the brokenhearted, and saves the crushed in spirit.”

  • Unlimited phone counseling services (available during business hours via toll-free phone service – text, data and per minute rates apply),
  • Membership in EJTM Ministries’ Prayer Chain so people around the world will pray for your mental health recovery around the clock,
  • Family members benefit from EJTM Ministries’ Dare to Go On Network which provides support services once the client is welcomed into God’s Kingdom (not available to “same-sex spouses”).

The Leviticus 18:22 Health Insurance Plan – “You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.”

  • Unlimited phone counseling services (available 24 hours a day, 7 days per week via toll-free phone service – the client will be reimbursed for text, data and per minute charges),
  • Mandatory attendance at EJTM Ministries’ Pray It Out Camp gatherings for intensive spiritual and counseling therapy,
  • Free membership in EJTM Connections’ responsible online dating service so you will be able to fulfill God’s mission by finding love with a member of the opposite sex.

These are just a few of the health insurance options we plan to make available following the repeal and replacement of the Affordable Care Act. These plans not only help keep you in good physical shape, but also make you right with God, so you are in the best spiritual shape. EJTM Health Insurance Company will keep you informed as these offerings become available.

EJTM Health Insurance Company, LLC, EJTM Health Services, EJTM Ministries, EJTM Legal Services, EJTM Connections, and EJTM Financial Services are wholly owned subsidiaries of The Ends Justifies the Means Programs, LLC, Kalamazoo, Michigan. EJTM Health Insurance Company, LLC, is a strong supporter of tithing and 10% of net income will be donated to EJTM Ministries.

About tonyj126

I'm a 50+ married man who always seems to have a large backlog of work to do, but also a lot of flexibility in my schedule. Much of the work I do is volunteer or taking care of extended family members. I suffer from, as my priest calls it, "the sin of self-sufficiency," which means I can figure out how to do most things myself, and consequently, reduce the need for community to solve problems. As a logical extention (at least to me), I find myself called to comtemplate the country's and the world's woes and offer my observations. I hope someone out there will find them useful.
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